Wife: Can I borrow your mobile phone for a second please.
Husband: No problem at all, let me just text this important message to my boss.
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FORMAT MEMORY CARD
Husband: Here you go, I have nothing to hide...
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"iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.
Expensive,
Just one design,
Same performance,
No change or enhancement,
Blind fan following."
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Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya....
Dukandar-- kitne kaa??
Santa-- 10 ka kar do...
Dukandar-- 7 rs ka talktime milega..
Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do.
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At late night wife's mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.
He wakens his wife.
Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???
Surprised wife checks her mobile.
Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Ultimate Compilation
1.Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai
2.Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai
3.Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye
Caring toh nurse bhi hoti hai
4.Daat white hone chahiye peela toh kela bhi hota hai
5.Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye bahari nikhar toh fair n lovely bhi deti hai
6.Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye, life companion toh S4 bhi hota hai
7.Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh whatsap main bhi hai
8.Exams toh written hone chahiye,
Oral toh sex bhi hota hai
9.Comedian Kapil hona chahiye, Thakur toh theatre bhi hai.
9.Comedian Kapil hona chahiye, Thakur toh theatre bhi hai.
10.Ladki main attitude hona chaiye, Angry toh aaj kal birds bhi hote hai
11.Air condition cooling dena chahiye hava toh Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai
12.Cable ho toh Tata sky jaisa, Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me hote hain
13.Ladke experienced hone chahiye Virgin toh mobile network bhi hai
14.Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye unlimited toh mera data plan bhi hai
15.Cement pure hona chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai
16.Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hote hain
17.Ladki sweeet honi chaiye tikhi toh Ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hai
18.Ladka smart hona chahiye
ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai.
19.Ladki me sense of humour hona chahiye SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai
20.Bowling spin karni chahiye, Fast toh Anna Hazare bhi karta hai
21.Mall toh Infiniti jaisa hona chahiye, Oberoi toh Vivek bhi hai
22.Ladki Aurat honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jayawardane bhi hai
23.Balon main volume hona chahiye Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai
24.Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh Sreesanth bhi hai
25.Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye twins toh towers bhi hote hai
26.Dil bada hona chahiye Chota toh Bheem bhi hai
27.Exams main fail hona chahiye pass to train ka bhi hota hai
28.Insan main atma sanman hona chahiye, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai
29.Ladki caring honi chahiye, Nirmal toh Lifestyle bhi hota hai
30.Weather rainy hona chaiye Sunny toh Leone bhi hai
31.Ladki gori honi chahiye, dark toh chocolate bhi hoti hai
32.Aadmi honest hona chahiye, Smart toh phone bhi hote hai
33.Cricketer toh Sachin jaisa hona chahiye, Dhoni toh gand bhi hoti hai
34.Ladki patient honi chahiye warna love bites toh khatmal bhi dete hai
35.Kasab ko goli marni chahiye thi hang toh mera fone bhi hota hai
36.Ladki ko khudse patana aana chahiye setting toh mobile main bhi hoti hai
37.Global currency Rupee honi chahiye Dollar toh underwear bhi hai
38.Girlfriend sensitive honi chahiye hot toh parathe bhi hote hai
39.Hookah toh panrasna aur kiwi hona chahiye, strawberry toh condom bhi hota hai
40.Ladki sensitive honi chaiye, sweet toh mithai bhi hoti hai
41.Jawab seedha hona chahiye ulta toh taarak mehta ka chashma bhi hai
42.Ladki sweet honi chahiye, sensitive toh colgate bhi hota hai
43.Ladka nidar hona chahiye hot toh chai bhi hoti hai
44.Aadmi seedha hona chahiye tedha toh kurkure bhi hota hai
45.Ladki dil se acchi honi chahiye, Lovely toh University bhi hai
46.Insaan ko pateli nahi marni chahiye kyunki Patel toh Amisha bhi hai
47.Mobile Samsung hona chaiye Blackberry aur Apple toh fruit bhi hote hai
48.Aarti ki thali mein agarbatti honi chahiye, kapoor toh Kareena bhi hai
49.Ladki healthy honi chahiye, patli to Nokia ke charger ki pin bhi hoti hai
50.Result mein KT lagni chahiye All clear toh shampoo bhi hai
51.Ladki sunder honi chahiye, jawan toh sheela bhi hai
52.Logon ko raat ko sona chahiye
jaagte toh ullu bhi hai
53.Teacher acche marks dene wali honi chahiye, Ande toh Murgi bhi deti hai
54.Ladki cute honi chaiye, Bold & Curve toh Blackberry main bhi hote hai
55.Insaan ko izzat kamani chahiye paise toh Sunny Leone bhi kamati hai
56.Ladki hot hone chaiye Sundar toh Jetha Lal ka sala bhi hai
57.Banda dabangg hona chahiye,
Pandey toh Poonam bhi hai
58.Confession accha hona chaiye bakloli toh comment karne wale bhi karte hai
59.Whatsapp ke group pe chat hona chahiye silent to resort bhi hote hai
60.Whatsapp ka Group general peh hona chahiye mute toh tv bhi hota hai
61.Mobile toh iPhone ya Blackberry hi hona chahiye S2, S3 aur S4 toh railway ke dabbe bhi hote hain
62.Blood group sirf O, B, ya A hona chahiya, AB toh De Villiers bhi hai
63.Girlfriend Russian honi chahiye
Asian toh paint bhi hote hai
64.Boyfriend macho hona chahiye
Darling toh Bobby bhi hai
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