Hyderabadi Jokes With Funny Hyderabadi Shayari 😆
A HYDRABADI STUDENT WRITES A LEAVE LETER 2 HIS SCHOOL Principalfrom:
maich
merich ischool
yeich gaav
To
Head mastr
merich ischool
merach gauv
Subj: chutti hona
Dekho sir,
Tumhare ku kya krne ka hai so kro, meko zara kam hai aana nai hota dekho
Ab zada mska nakko marne ko lagau, chutti dete to diyo nai to jando,mai mera le letau.
Thankyou
your's faithfully
Tumarach isstudent
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________________________________________________Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna Hai Kab Tak Clear Karte.
Banker: 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata.
Customer: Dono Banks To Amne Samne Ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku.
Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padhta, Agar Ap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte Ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte.
Customer : Aise khartarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main
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Ek Farmhouse me Kittey ki ghode rehte usme se ek ghoda bimaar hojata...
maalik veterinary doctor bulata
doctor:ye ghode ku infection hogaya, teen din dekhenge agar sahi hogaya to thik hai naito maar dena padta warna dusre ghodon ku b infection hojaata..
ghode ka pakka dost ek bakra rehta une idea se poore baatan sunleta..abb jaake ghode ku bolta
Bakra: mama tumarku teen din me maardete bolre yaaro nakko karo aisa uth k bhaago pinda....
lekin ghoda nai uthta
do din baad..
Bakra:Arey uth jaa re bhai ek ich din bache va hai naito kal baigan me miljaata
fir b nai uthta ghoda
Maalik aur doctor dono ghode ku maarne k injection'an tayyar karte rehte
bakra dekhleta fir ghode kane jaata
Bakra:Ab to injection b ready hai terku maarne ka uth jaa..
Abb ghoda b kiraak hojaata aur uth k ground me bhaag na shuru kardeta..
Maalik: Ababababaaa! kya bhaagra yaro..
sahi hogaya apna ghoda..
yeich khushi me aaj jashan hunga.....
kidar hai bakra lao....
katinge..
Moral of the story:
zyada hamdardi nakko karo, overacting me andar hojate
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Girl: kya karre the
Boy : izzat ki dor ko uljhano ki jakad aur kashmakash se azad karra tha
Girl: Matlab
Boy : payjame k naade ku gheenti pad gai kholra tha ji zor se aara
Girl : aghoosh e ghunoodgi ki bahon me simat jaa ae mohalle k bashinde
Boy: Matlab
Girl : marjaa kutte
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Use Chaha b To izhar karna nahi aaya,
Bit gai umar par hume pyar karna nahi aaya,
Usne magi b to judai magi aur hume inkar karna b nahi aaya..
aur uneh batroom me baitha magar pani nahi aya haha
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Hyderabadi: "South Zone"
Telegu People: "South JONE"
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Me : Apki pic send karo na ji :)
She : Kaiku kya karna hai??
Me : Chote Bacche ku daraake sulana hai
#Blocked
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"Zindagi itti sarki hogayi, neend hushaar hue takk din khatam hojaara, aankh lagey takk raat guzar jaari.."
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Boys ,when girl mesg for first time.
Girl : Hi
Boy :(khushi se) Ji wo apne walime me kitne log aainge apki taraf se ? Wo bawarchi ku advance dene poocha .
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Girl: aap kya karte
Boy: ji businessman hu
Girl: konsa business
Boy: sophisticated manual elastic holding devices
Girl: woww amazing ! Kya rehta wo
Boy: ji naadey bechtum bandi pe
Girl : marja kutte
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DOCTOR: Mareez ko agar 1 ghanta pahile late tho hum isey bacha pate...
ME: Sala Aadhe ghante pahile tho accident howa, phir 1 ghanta pahile g marane late hospital ko.
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Hyderabadi Wife:- Dp Toh Mast Dikhri Na G Tumari
Husband:- Shukriya Meri Jaan
Wife :- Shirt Toh "Usman" Hai G ApKa
Hus:- Usman ? ?
Wife :- Usman Nai Maloom ? Usman Bole Toh Loga Dekhte Ki Amma Usman Shirt Dikhra Bolte Na G
Hus :- Gosh Wale Usman Bhai Dikhrau Bolri Kya Tu Meku
Wife :- Aaji Usman Bole Toh ... Tum Hamesha Chindi Kapde Pente Pente Acche Kapde Pen Liye Na Ab. Ekdum "Usman" Dikhre Aap Meku ...
Hus :- Aaiieenn Chindi Kapde Kaun Toh Bhi Usman Bhai Gey ? Plumber Usman Bhai Bolri Kya Jis Ka Bazuk Wali Ke Saat Chakkar Chalra So
Wife :- Aaii Thu Ba Woh Chulguza Kaiku Yaad Aagaya Tumare Ku Ab ?
Hus :- Aaiieenn Kaun Usman Gey Phir
Wife :- Tum Ji Tum .... Aur Tumara Shirt Bhi Usman Nai Maloom Tha Meku Itte Usman Hai So Tum
Hus :- Usman Ki Aisi Ki Taisi
Wife :- Aaii Nakko Bolo Aisa ... Nazar Utaro Usman Dikhrein Tum Aaj
Hus :- Awesome Bolri Kya Tu
Wife :- Awesome Bolte Usku ? Usman Usman Bolte Jariun Main Bhi Jab Se Chii Baaa
Hus :- Agey Paagal Aurat.. Hendri Deeeani Aaj Bata di Tu pakki old city Ki hai so ..
Nikal Diya Dekh Dp Meri Ab
Hyderabadi Wife:- Bina Dp Ke Bhi Usman Dikhte Ji Ap Meku
Husband :- Awesome Gey Awesome Usman Nai Bolte Sunri
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Dost 1 : baap mai itta handsome hun, goora hun, kiraak gaadi hai angaar body hai, phir be koi
bachi aa k baat tak nai karti re merse, kaiku re ayesa ??
Adwance : are howley ! jab tak apply nai karte, job nai milti re pakit !
Samaj gaye so wale likaaa marte katey
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boy : daadi kya apan hamesha paanch ich rahingey abba, ammi, baji,tum, mai??
Dadi : tu shaadi karle 6 hojate
Boy : phir baji ki shaadi ho jati, unu chale jate, phir paanch
Dadi : tereku bacha hota phir 6 hojate
Boy : phir tum marjate phir paanch hojate...
Dadi : tera murda niklo iflaas kaiku tung karra re dalindar Itti Garmi Me
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So this happens when Starbucks sets shop in Hyderabad.
A guy walks into Starbucks, takes a seat and calls Ismail Bhai, our waiter. Now, our Ismail is a purebred Hyderabadi.
Guy orders: Cafe Latté?
Ismail: Haan laatu, kya hona bolo.
Guy, perplexed: Mocha?
Ismail: Mauka to sabku milta saab, aapku kya hona bolo.
Guy, exasperated: Cappuccino?
Ismail: Arre haulay cuppa kaiku chhinu main, terku kya hona bol re.
Guy runs away.
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Salim Feku: Hamare Bawa itte lambe hai ki Khade Khade chalte Fan ku rok dete
Jahangir: Hamare Bawa bhi lambe ich hai, lekin aise Haule Kaama nai karte....
Salim Feku: My dad is so tall that he would stop a moving fan with his hand
Jahangir: Even my dad is tall but he didn't do such nonsense stuff
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Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai: Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai: Fish madam
Teacher: Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai: Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir: pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai: fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesn't she knows this too, the fish's mom, dad....)
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hyderabadi slang jokes
Gullu Bhai Cheel Ku English Me Kya Bolte Maloom kya... Gullu: Nai maloom miya. Pappu: Bhai EAGLE bolte. isliye bolte chaar kilaasa padh lena. Gullu: Abaa aisa... terku maloom bemaar cheel ku kya bolte.. Pappu: Nai maloom bhai. Gullu:Isliye bolte advance bataa nai karna Bimar eagle ko ILLEGAL bolte
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Hyderabadi Beemariyan Jis say Doctor bhi parayshaan 😀
1. Kaisa Kaisakich Hora
2.Haibat Hori
3.Jee Ghabrara
4.Aisa Khaatheki Palat Ke Wapis Ajara
5.Aang Kas Kasaara
6.Haatan Payran Kheenchre
7.Sar Phatra
8.Patle Paikhane Hore
9. Hallakh Sukke Jaara
10.Daanta San San Bolre
11.Zabaan Pakgayi
12. Houl houl hori ghar chhod ke bhag jana dil bolra
13. Dimag me thannnn bolra
14. Gardanaa dukhrain
15. Hallakh me suiiyaan chubrain
16. Pet mein marod hoke haul haul hori
17. Aankh khar khar karke paani bharaich bhaera
18. Seena zai zai karra
19. Boti boti dard hori
20.Pairo mei chumtiyaan bharrai...Ek dum sunn padgaya
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