This article includes all the funny jokes about Ramdev baba,funny quotes on him,hilarious yoga performed by ramdev baba and all other humorous stuff.
Funny Jokes On Baba Ramdev
BILLU ko hatho ke nakhun khane ki aadat thi.Parents ne usko BABA RAMDEV ke paas bheja.
Ab?
Ab kya?
Ab BILLU pairo ke nakhun bhi kha sakta hai!
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Funny quotes on ramdev baba
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While hair cutting, the Barber asked Kapil Sibal: “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted: “You! Are you cutting my hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just asked.” Next day, while cutting the hair, the barber asked Pranab Mukherjee: “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?”
Pranab shouted: “Why did you ask me this question?”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, just asked you.” Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?”
Barber: “No, Sir.”
CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?”
Barber: “No, Sir.”
CBI: “Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?”
Barber: “Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight and that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.”
While hair cutting, the Barber asked Kapil Sibal: “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
Kapil Sibal shouted: “You! Are you cutting my hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just asked.” Next day, while cutting the hair, the barber asked Pranab Mukherjee: “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?”
Pranab shouted: “Why did you ask me this question?”
Barber: “Sorry Sir, just asked you.” Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?”
Barber: “No, Sir.”
CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?”
Barber: “No, Sir.”
CBI: “Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?”
Barber: “Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight and that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.”
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