krushna: happy new year lehri saab...
sudesh slaps him!
krushna: thappar kyun mara?
sudesh: sale, jitne thappar tune mujhe mara,agar main aaj shurru karun to diwali tak bhi khatam nahin hoga!
Sudesh: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Krishna:After 3 quarters ๐ท๐ท๐ทI don't really care about company, I just do the Naagin Dance
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Krishna : How ?
Sudesh: Tomorrow my Mathematics Teacher will teach me how to convert 'Paise' into 'Rupees' !!
krushna: teri maa ka saaki naaka
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Krushna Abhishek : Iss baar mai Comedy Cirus jeet ke dikhaunga !
Balvinder Singh Bison : Nahee ho sakta ... tera partner Sudesh Lehri bhi punjab se hai .. aur Kapil Sharma bhi punjab se hai ! Kapil Sharma ne pehle hi usse 30% mei set kiya hua hai !
Krushna Abhishek : Oh.. tabhi baat baat pe kehta hai ki "TERE THAPPAD MARNA EE MAI !"
sudesh slaps him!
krushna: thappar kyun mara?
sudesh: sale, jitne thappar tune mujhe mara,agar main aaj shurru karun to diwali tak bhi khatam nahin hoga!
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Sudesh: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters?
Krishna:After 3 quarters ๐ท๐ท๐ทI don't really care about company, I just do the Naagin Dance
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FAADU JOKE, MUST READ
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Krishna = Where R u.?
Sudesh = I'm At "Bank"
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Krishna = I Need 10,000 For New Cell
Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.
Sudesh = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK
"KHOON PIYEGA SAALE KHOON.?".
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Krishna = Where R u.?
Sudesh = I'm At "Bank"
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Krishna = I Need 10,000 For New Cell
Phone & 5,000 For New Dress.
Sudesh = Sorry, I Mean I'm At BL00D BANK
"KHOON PIYEGA SAALE KHOON.?".
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krushna to kachori wale sudesh se ---- bhai sahib kachori kitne ki h,
sudesh (kachori wala) --- 10 Rs. Ki.
Krishna(customer)--- or sabji..
Sudesh --- sabji kachori ke sath free h.
Krishna fir to sabji hi sabji dedo... Kachori rahane do...
sudesh (kachori wala) --- 10 Rs. Ki.
Krishna(customer)--- or sabji..
Sudesh --- sabji kachori ke sath free h.
Krishna fir to sabji hi sabji dedo... Kachori rahane do...
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Sudesh : We'll soon become rich !!!Krishna : How ?
Sudesh: Tomorrow my Mathematics Teacher will teach me how to convert 'Paise' into 'Rupees' !!
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krishna sudesh comedy jokes
Sudesh: bol johny johny yes papakrushna: teri maa ka saaki naaka
Balvinder Singh Bison : Nahee ho sakta ... tera partner Sudesh Lehri bhi punjab se hai .. aur Kapil Sharma bhi punjab se hai ! Kapil Sharma ne pehle hi usse 30% mei set kiya hua hai !
Krushna Abhishek : Oh.. tabhi baat baat pe kehta hai ki "TERE THAPPAD MARNA EE MAI !"
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