PJ Jokes(Poor Jokes) Best Hilarious Collection

Funny PJ jokes & pj questions and answers

Check your banana quotient:

1. What is banana called in hindi ?
2. What is a single banana called ?
3. What is a banana cracking sad PJ's called ?
4. What is the banana listening to it called ?
5. What is a banana waiting at a signal called ?
6. What is a oriya banana called ?
7. What is a stuck up banana called ?
8. What is an angry banana called ?
9. What is a hung up banana called ?
10. What is a lost banana called ?

• Answers 

1. Kela
2. Akela
3. Thakela
4. Pakela
5. Rukela
6. Rourkela
7. Atkela
8. Satkela
9. Latkela
10. Bhatkela

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Funny PJ Shayari

Arz kiya hai…

Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear,
Mountain Dew Pine se ud jata h Fear,
Basically ur concepts r not clear!!
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Dost ne pucha Exam me,”5th Answer Batao”,
Maine kaha Melody Khao khud jan jao
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Pummi ke Pyar me pagal ho gaya peter,
Ab Hero Honda Splender 80KM prati liter
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ruk jao 1 Aur hai..
Aatma chhod gayi Jism purana,
Didi tera Devar Deewana
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1 last.. Bas yeh wala
Blood donate karne k pehle hamesha Group jachna,
Basanti, Inn Kutto ke samne mat Nachna
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Ye wala last pakka….
Agar Tabiyat kharab ho to dhundo koi chemist
My name is Khan and I’m not a Terrorist
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Dil pagal he Pyar me Tere Paaro..
ACP bola,”Daya, Ghar ka kona-kona chhaan maaro”
Ab tumne yeh shayaris apne dosto ke sath share nahi ki to raat me sapne me Ra.One aayega.

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Ek shayar garibi se tang aakar daku ban gaya.

daketi karne bank gaya or kaha..

Arz kiya hai..

"taqdeer me jo hai wahi milega,

hands up..

koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..." .

phir cashier se kaha..

kuch khawab meri aankho se nikal do,

jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is bag me dal do :D

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Dedicated to all drinkers...!
Bhakt- Hey bhagwan, kya aap meri sharaab chhudwa sakte ho

Bhagwan - Kyon nahi beta...

Bhakt- To meri 12 botal Teachers Scotch gurgaon boarder pe police ne japt kar li hai, Please wo chhudwa do.!! 

Bhagwan shocked
Sharabi Rocked

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Brain drain PJ.. If you touch 2016 calendar u will get a shock ... .

. . . . because its 'CURRENT' year !

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On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.

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NEW GET BLOCKED PJ's
Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa
agarbati....kone kone me khusbu faila
de
**blocked**
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*gets blocked*
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Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
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Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*GETS BLOCKED*
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Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
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Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandar ki jai _/\_
!Blocked*
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Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G
more...
*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's
forehead.
*Blocked*
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Girl puts up her status :" waiting for
CHENNAIEXPRESS "…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya? ?
*Blocked*
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Boy- Thank you
Girl-My pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*

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Ek pagal Aaina Dekh k sochne laga,
isko kahin dekha hai.
thodi der sochne k baad .
"O Teri " ye to wohi hai .
jo Mere sath us din bal kata raha tha !

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In hindi: mummy Chhat pe aao!
In english: Mother Teresa!

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Santa: Yaar ye ladki meri na hui to mein isse kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga.

Banta: Haan yaar tu sahi keh raha hai.... Par agar ye teri ho gayi to tu sabki hone dega???

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Roses r red,
Facebook is blue

Roses r red
Facebook is blue

44 mutual friends
Fir b kaun hai be tu :P

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Bhayankar PJ:

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of a "overweight girl called Varsha."

Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying, "BHAARI VARSHA ke karan sabhi gadiyan deri se chal rahi hain.

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One Liner Deadly Pjs Jokes

1: What is the oldest animal in the world?
A: Zebra, because it's black and white

2. Why can't Hritik save Yami in kaabil?

A: Because he is not batman and only batman can save gautam

3. Math derivation went to roadies.
Raghu asked why u came here?

A: It replied, “I just want to prove myself”.

4. Son: mother I got failed in the maths test.

Mom: u made the whole family Voldemort

Son: what?

Mom: Poore Parivar ki naak kaat dii

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Q: who taught the pandavas and kauravas about unmanned aerial vehicles ?

A: Drone-acharya

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I have a friend who is known for his PJs. You die out laughing just by the thought of how he even comes up with such jokes:

Weight loss frustration. " Pran jaye par wajan na jaye..!"

If Johnny Depp does Devdas.. there'll be Jack's paro !!

One more incident was..I commented about an egg saying its too small. His reply was " the chicken's butt won't think so.. !" 

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If PJ is Poor Joke, then what is P + iJ? It is a complex poor joke! You did not laugh because it is an imaginary joke!
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Hilarious Poor Jokes PJ - 

One day Ravan went to a disco, aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya ............ ....... kyun???????? ????????? ?? kyun???????? ?????? bcoz this was written on the entrance "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

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Q : what do u call a person who leaves India ? 

A : Hindustan lever

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Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha.

Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? 

Gadha: Apple khaane 

Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! 

Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!!

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Question: Why was the math book sad? 

Answer: Because it had too many problems.

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