Sharabi Jokes & Funny Shayari With Pictures

Bottle Chupa do kafan me mere...
Samshan me piya karunga...
jab uparwala mangega hisab...
tab peg banakar diya karunga :D

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Rokdo mere janaze ko...
mujhme jaan aa rahi hai...
aagese thoda right le lo...
daru ki dukan aa rahi hai

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Ek sharabi chat pe se niche gir gaya.
bhid jama hogyi...sab puchne lage kya hua? kya hua?

Sharabi bola : pata nahi bhai... me bhi just abhi niche aaya hu !

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Doctor ka ek padosi bahut bada nashedi tha.
woh khub jam kar sharab piya karta tha.
Doctor ne ek din use samjhate huye kaha
Doctor-sharab ka nasha ahista ahista insaan ko maar deta hai !
nashedi-toh doctor sahab mujhe bhi kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai ;)

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Dosto Zindagi Mein Jab Kabhi Kadam Ladkhadhaye,
Aur Gir Bhi Jao, Toh Darna Mat,
Himmat Aur Haunsle Se Khade Ho Kar Awaaz Dena..
Oye Waiter, Saale....
Ek Beer Aur Laa!

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Sharabi hawa me coin uchhalkar bola:
Head aaya to Whiskey
Tail aya to Vodka
Zamin Par Khada Raha to Rum
Aur
Hawa me Raha to aaj se Daru Band.

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Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak
kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki
sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me
gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya.

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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,
Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

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