Photographer studio me 6 saal ke bachey se bolta hai :
Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!
Camera Khatam
Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam
Mobile Aya
Sukoon Khatam
Aur agar apka Mobile
Aap ki Biwi/GF k haath aya to aap Khatam !
A DSLR camera comes with the following-
1. Lens
2. Batteries
3. Memory Card
4. Link to your "First Name, Last Name Photography" fb page.
Modi walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....and starts - "Mitron ......."
I liked the joke, so let me stretch it a bit:
Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan walk into a FabIndia trial room, try some kurtas and then notice a camera. They stop, take a deep breath.....and complain to the store manager. The store manager kicks them out of the store
Raj Thackrey walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....calls his party workers and vandalizes the store
Advani walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....and yells “Mandir Yahi banayenge”
Nitish Kumar walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....orders for some water, washes the camera and continues
Gadkari tries walking into a FabIndia trial room and then walks out of the store
Rahul Gandhi walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....breaks the camera, runs out of the cubicle, kicks the guards who try stopping him and then vanishes again
Kejriwal walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....and starts - "Insaan ka Insaan se ho Bhaichaara, Yahi Paigaam hamara ......." and then steals the camera for installing in Delhi.
Photography Joke of the Week: "Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives."
If owning a DSLR means that you are a photographer, then I must be a superman coz I own a red underwear!
Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega.
Bacha:
Focus adjust kar
Jaahilon wali baat mat kar
Portrait Mode Use karna,
Macro k sath,
ISO 200 ke andar rakhna,
High Resolution me pic aani chahiye
Facebook pe upload karni hai warna paise nahi milenge.
SAALA...
"kabutar nikaalega.."
Tere baap ne kabutar dala tha isme!
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Mobile AyaCamera Khatam
Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam
Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam
Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam
Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam
Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam
Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam
Mobile Aya
Sukoon Khatam
Aur agar apka Mobile
Aap ki Biwi/GF k haath aya to aap Khatam !
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1. Lens
2. Batteries
3. Memory Card
4. Link to your "First Name, Last Name Photography" fb page.
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Modi walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....and starts - "Mitron ......."
I liked the joke, so let me stretch it a bit:
Yogendra Yadav and Prashant Bhushan walk into a FabIndia trial room, try some kurtas and then notice a camera. They stop, take a deep breath.....and complain to the store manager. The store manager kicks them out of the store
Raj Thackrey walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....calls his party workers and vandalizes the store
Advani walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....and yells “Mandir Yahi banayenge”
Nitish Kumar walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....orders for some water, washes the camera and continues
Gadkari tries walking into a FabIndia trial room and then walks out of the store
Rahul Gandhi walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....breaks the camera, runs out of the cubicle, kicks the guards who try stopping him and then vanishes again
Kejriwal walks into a FabIndia trial room, tries some kurtas and then notices a camera. He stops, takes a deep breath.....and starts - "Insaan ka Insaan se ho Bhaichaara, Yahi Paigaam hamara ......." and then steals the camera for installing in Delhi.
AAP Page and Twitter immediately proclaim “First round of CCTV Camera installations begin in Delhi”
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