An Old Indian woman slips n falls..
she says ''hai meri kismat''
a foriegner girl walking By says
'hi.. merry christmas to u too'
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, Jungle bells.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
The sleigh had broke down in the wet,
And Santa was starting to fret.
Then Rudolph said, "Man,
I've a neat, cunning plan,
Involving a hot jumbo jet!"
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!
Rude-olph!
The 12 Daisies of Christmas.
Snowflakes!
A blizzard blew in Christmas Eve,
And just as St. Nick went to leave,
"That's great," Santa said,
"I'm off back to bed,
I can sleep late, I do believe!"
Who has a very shiny nose? It's Rudolph! The reindeer came to life because of Robert L. May. He wrote the story. It was part of his job at Montgomery Ward. The store wanted a Christmas story they could give to their customers. Robert tested it on his four-year-old daughter. She loved it!
Q: What did the salt say to the pepper?
A: Season greetings!
Why is Santa so good at martial arts? Because he has a black belt! : )
she says ''hai meri kismat''
a foriegner girl walking By says
'hi.. merry christmas to u too'
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Jungle bells, Jungle bells.
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Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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The sleigh had broke down in the wet,
And Santa was starting to fret.
Then Rudolph said, "Man,
I've a neat, cunning plan,
Involving a hot jumbo jet!"
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!
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Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph!
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas carol with a dozen flowers? The 12 Daisies of Christmas.
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!
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And just as St. Nick went to leave,
"That's great," Santa said,
"I'm off back to bed,
I can sleep late, I do believe!"
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A: Season greetings!
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