Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
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Varun: how many apples can you eat on an
empty stomach?
Alia: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on
empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Alia: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!
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Alia Bhatt special
Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
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Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It’s B. An Elephant
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
Varun: how many apples can you eat on an
empty stomach?
Alia: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on
empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Alia: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!
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Alia Bhatt special
Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
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Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It’s B. An Elephant
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Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld!!!
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Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
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Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK..
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???
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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!
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Do you see Formula 1 ??
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
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Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is
4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!
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Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar!!!
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Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?
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Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"
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Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫
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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Alia.
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Alia: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Alia - My number is 4.
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied...
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died).
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died).
ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)
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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - What should we do now?
Varun- We'll take 50:50.
Alia- What about the remaining 900?
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Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.
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Alia reading newspaper..
News:"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
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Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..
Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.
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Funny Jokes On Digital India
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Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld!!!
Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
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Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK..
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???
When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!
_________________________________________________________
Do you see Formula 1 ??
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
_________________________________________________________
Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is
4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!
_________________________________________________________
Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar!!!
_________________________________________________________
Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?
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Alia Bhatt - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Alia - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"
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Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Alia - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Alia - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫
_________________________________________________________
First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Alia.
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Alia: Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Mahesh bhatt: Jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe ja!!!
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Alia - My number is 4.
_________________________________________________________
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied...
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died).
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died).
ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died)
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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - What should we do now?
Varun- We'll take 50:50.
Alia- What about the remaining 900?
_________________________________________________________
Alia Bhatt: Let's go for movie.
Varun: Shit, I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.
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Alia reading newspaper..
News:"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
_________________________________________________________
Deepika Padukone : I have more Fans than You..
Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.
_________________________________________________________
Also Read
Jokes On Vijay Mallya
Funny Jokes On Digital India
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