Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. Mick walks in and asks, "How you doin?"
"Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
Seeing an opportunity, he says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have s** with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya Mick.... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em Mick..., what's the point of f***in one?"
Do u have 2 wives ?
Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, “Sister, how did you break your leg?”
The nun replied, “I slipped in the bathtub.”
After the nun departed on the bus, the second hobo asked the first, “What’s a bathtub?”
The first hobo replied, “How should I know? I’m not Catholic!”
Three fools we're being called in the principals office to explain why were they upsent from the school(Tinto,Ponto,Mokotedi)
Explanations
1.Tinto : Sir I had a Bleeding Blood
2.Ponto : I had a broken leg
3.Mokotedi : I had a Running stomach
The principal asked them to repeat what they said but fastly and in a short way
1.Tinto : I said I was Bleeding
2.Ponto : Sir I was broke,really really broke
Principal : and you mokotedi why ddnt you come to school?
3.Mokotedi : I was running sir.
Warning: Red Bull doesn't give you f@cking wings!
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello there girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"F@ck off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
Of course, whats the point with f@cking one... "Paddy says"
Me : *turns on my ultra lame mode* to mat bata fir
*posting this with a broken leg and swollen eye"
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first …
Two men, both with a broken leg, meet each other. One asks: "Crashed Ice race also?", the other answers: "No, afterparty."
"Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
Seeing an opportunity, he says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have s** with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya Mick.... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em Mick..., what's the point of f***in one?"
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Jokes About Breaking A Leg
Man reached hospital with a broken leg where he noticed another man lying on a stretcher with both legs broken.He asked...Do u have 2 wives ?
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Two hobo clowns were waiting at the bus stop along with a nun with her leg in a cast. The first hobo asked, “Sister, how did you break your leg?”
The nun replied, “I slipped in the bathtub.”
After the nun departed on the bus, the second hobo asked the first, “What’s a bathtub?”
The first hobo replied, “How should I know? I’m not Catholic!”
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Explanations
1.Tinto : Sir I had a Bleeding Blood
2.Ponto : I had a broken leg
3.Mokotedi : I had a Running stomach
The principal asked them to repeat what they said but fastly and in a short way
1.Tinto : I said I was Bleeding
2.Ponto : Sir I was broke,really really broke
Principal : and you mokotedi why ddnt you come to school?
3.Mokotedi : I was running sir.
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Funny Broken Leg Jokes One Liners
Bruised,Bloodied,Broken leg and just out of Hospital.Warning: Red Bull doesn't give you f@cking wings!
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello there girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"F@ck off you liar!"
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
Of course, whats the point with f@cking one... "Paddy says"
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Broken Leg Puns
Friend : bhai yaar aaj mai itna khush hu ki bata nahi saktaMe : *turns on my ultra lame mode* to mat bata fir
*posting this with a broken leg and swollen eye"
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"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
"Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first …
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Hilarious Broken Leg Humor
Phones these days are so expensive... : If you fall and hear a crack, you hope you broke your leg.
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“Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between your legs.”
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“Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon. The best one is between your legs.”
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