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Delhi govt has decided to allow only Odd, Even number cars on alternate days to cut pollution.
Soon we are going to see written behind the cars- Jaat de Thaat, Kya Even kya Odd...
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IPCC Exam on odd days
Final Exam on Even days
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She- You are odd.
Me- You are even..lets drive each other crazy on alternative days.
*And we never met again*
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Delhi me odd even rule ka side effect -
Ldki- aaj mai date pr ja rhi hu.
Saheli- arrey tm abi kl hi toh date pe gyi thi?
Ldki - tu bhi na, kl odd wale k sath gyi thi , aaj even wale k sath jan rhi hu, ab mai bina dar k done k sath date kr skti hu.
Delhi me rat ki shift me job krne wale ye soch kr so nhi na sake ki wo agar raat ko car le kr office jaenge toh subah wapas kaise aenge.
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Girls of Delhi, either have a boyfriend with two cars or two boyfriends.
Odd Even Formula
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