Funny Jokes On Cow With Riddles,Pictures,One Liners,Quotes
A cow was walking Newton stopped it, It stopped. He found his 1st law"An object continues to ... move unless it's stopped"
He gave a force by kicking d cow, it gave a sound 'MA' He formulated d 2nd law
"F = MA".
After sometimes d cow gave a kick to newton Then he formulated d 3rd law
"Every action has an equal &opposite reaction"
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SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes one and gives it to your neighbour who doesn’t have a field to put it in.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. Then the cows die due to neglect.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.The State takes both and sells you some milk. Then the cows die in the war.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. Then the cows are killed in the war.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
EUROPEAN UNION BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows. The EU takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away because the quota has been exceeded.
(((We’ll know that the EU has come into its own when a tiresome term like “European Union Bureaucratism” is collapsed into simple “Eurocratism.”)))
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.
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A: Farmers milk them dry.
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Pre MBBS student: its a cow!
MBBS: perhaps dis is a cow!
MD: Dis may b a cow or a hypopigment buffalo!
DM: Dis may b a cow or a hypopigment buffalo a hypertrophied goat or atrophied elephant wid congenital anomalies.
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Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?
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