Mr. Bean v/s Einstein:
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says, Let's play a game..
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..
Einstein asks the first question : What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's Mr.Bean's turn..
He asks Einstein : What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..
After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks : Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$ !
Mr.bean : Something that I don't have
Einstein & Mr.Bean sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says, Let's play a game..
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..
Einstein asks the first question : What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Mr.Bean doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket, pulls out a $5..
Now, it's Mr.Bean's turn..
He asks Einstein : What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends..
After an hour he gives Mr.Bean $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks : Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Mr.Bean reaches his pocket and gives Einstein 5$ !
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Q : What's life? Mr.bean : Something that I don't have
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