A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a Romanian immigrant sit down with a packet of 12 biscuits.
The banker takes 11, turns to the Daily Mail reader and says:
'Watch out, that Romanian wants your biscuit!'
Me: Oreo
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Biscuit sellers love letter
Dear Marie,
Today is a good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart
Now i am in 50-50 Position,:(
Piz don't play hide & seek,:*
Love u so much little hearts
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Your's Tiger
ek biscuit packet pe green dot kya indicate karta hai..???
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that the biscuit is online
Kiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop.
The aussie whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn’t notice.
The Aussie says to the Kiwi: "You’ll never beat that!"
The Kiwi says to the Aussie: "Watch and learn!"
He says to the baker: "Give me a biscuit, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the biscuit which the Kiwi promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuit for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuit."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Kiwi eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and yells: "Where's your famous magic trick?"
The kiwi says: "Look in the Aussie's pocket.
AAJ KA GYAN
agar apka adha biscuit chai me girr jaye toh
tensiön na le.. Chai me 6-7 biscuit aur daal lo
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Aur uska halwa bna ke kha jao
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
An old lady went to the store to buy some biscuits for her dog. Upon reaching the check-out,
the clerk told her "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on
limited incomes buy dog food and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy dog food, you have to show us your dog."
Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the store, where they
sold her the dog food without question.
The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food. Again, she's reproached by the cashier:
"I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food
and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat."
Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy and returned to the store, where she was sold her cat food without further incident.
The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the cashier with a box in her hand.
"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk.
"What's in it?" the clerk asked.
"Just put your hand in here," the lady said.
"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"
"Nothing will bite you, I promise."
Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled them out to examine
them and let out a scream. Smiling, the old lady asked "now, may I please buy some toilet paper?"
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The banker takes 11, turns to the Daily Mail reader and says:
'Watch out, that Romanian wants your biscuit!'
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Marwadi: Mharo biscuit kathe hai?Me: Oreo
________________________________________________________Dear Marie,
Today is a good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart
Now i am in 50-50 Position,:(
Piz don't play hide & seek,:*
Love u so much little hearts
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Your's Tiger
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that the biscuit is online
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Kiwi and an Aussie go to a pastry shop.
The aussie whisks three biscuits into his pocket with such speed the baker doesn’t notice.
The Aussie says to the Kiwi: "You’ll never beat that!"
The Kiwi says to the Aussie: "Watch and learn!"
He says to the baker: "Give me a biscuit, I'll show you a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the biscuit which the Kiwi promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker: "Give me another biscuit for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again: "Give me one more biscuit."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.
The Kiwi eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and yells: "Where's your famous magic trick?"
The kiwi says: "Look in the Aussie's pocket.
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AAJ KA GYAN
agar apka adha biscuit chai me girr jaye toh
tensiön na le.. Chai me 6-7 biscuit aur daal lo
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Aur uska halwa bna ke kha jao
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puns about cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Anzac bickies wafting up the stairs.He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.
With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite Anzac bickies!
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Aussie wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula........
"F%*# off" she said, "they're for the funeral."
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Aussie wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand trembled towards a biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula........
"F%*# off" she said, "they're for the funeral."
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AKPOS: Dad, buy me biscuit when you are coming back from work.
DAD: I will only buy you the biscuit if you can spell it.
AKPOS: Ok then, buy me car
DAD: I will only buy you the biscuit if you can spell it.
AKPOS: Ok then, buy me car
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An old lady went to the store to buy some biscuits for her dog. Upon reaching the check-out,
the clerk told her "I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on
limited incomes buy dog food and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy dog food, you have to show us your dog."
Annoyed, the lady went home, got her faithful Fido, and returned to the store, where they
sold her the dog food without question.
The next day, she returned to the store to buy cat food. Again, she's reproached by the cashier:
"I'm sorry ma'am, but the store manager heard that many old ladies on limited incomes buy cat food
and eat it themselves. We now have a policy - if you want to buy cat food, you have to show us your cat."
Frustrated, the woman stormed home, retrieved her precious fluffy and returned to the store, where she was sold her cat food without further incident.
The next day, the woman returned to the store and strode right up to the cashier with a box in her hand.
"Put your hand in this box," she told the puzzled clerk.
"What's in it?" the clerk asked.
"Just put your hand in here," the lady said.
"No, there's probably something in there that will bite me"
"Nothing will bite you, I promise."
Reluctantly, the clerk put her hand in the box, felt the contents, pulled them out to examine
them and let out a scream. Smiling, the old lady asked "now, may I please buy some toilet paper?"
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