Mobile bana hai har ladki ki shaan,
Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai pareshaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss you meri jaan,
Tumhari aawaz sunne ko tarse hain mere kaan,
4-5 boyfrnd bana kar kehti hain ek tum hi ho meri jaan,
Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar karti hai hairaan,
Kehti hain ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,
Hosh me aa mere bhai tu inko pehchaan,
Mat pad inke chakkar me ladkiya hoti hai shaitaan.
Boy's Janhit me Jaari.
Naari hai Atyachari..
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Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from Mom scares me.
MISSED CALL
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked and nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!""
Girlfriend Ki Sister Agar Missed Call Kare To Usse Kya Kahenge….?
Betaaa... Mann Me Dusra Laddu Phoota.
People who give you a missed call and don't pick up when you call back ,-"Chahte kya ho bhai?
MEN:
1 MISSED CALL: He thought about you
2-9 MISSED CALLS: he cares
10 MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30 MISSED CALLS: he's horny
50 MISSED CALLS: He is Jobless
WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: She likes u
2-9 MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30 MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
40 MISSED CALLS: Neva pick or call back, she is pregnant.
50 MISSED CALLS: She's outside ur crib! She gona catch U...Don't pick up.
Different types of call duration summaries:
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
boy to dad !
00:00:30
boy to girl !
01:23:59
girl to girl !
05:29:59
girl to boy !
miss call
husband to wife!
00:00:03
wife to husband
call waiting
Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number.
Miss call karke ladko ko karti hai pareshaan,
Sms me likhti hai miss you meri jaan,
Tumhari aawaz sunne ko tarse hain mere kaan,
4-5 boyfrnd bana kar kehti hain ek tum hi ho meri jaan,
Apne raaz saheliyo ko bata kar karti hai hairaan,
Kehti hain ladko ko ullu banana hai aasaan,
Hosh me aa mere bhai tu inko pehchaan,
Mat pad inke chakkar me ladkiya hoti hai shaitaan.
Boy's Janhit me Jaari.
Naari hai Atyachari..
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Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked and nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, "It's fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!""
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Betaaa... Mann Me Dusra Laddu Phoota.
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MEN:
1 MISSED CALL: He thought about you
2-9 MISSED CALLS: he cares
10 MISSED CALLS: he's worried
30 MISSED CALLS: he's horny
50 MISSED CALLS: He is Jobless
WOMEN:
1 MISSED CALL: She likes u
2-9 MISSED CALLS: she missed u
30 MISSED CALLS: she's suspecting u
40 MISSED CALLS: Neva pick or call back, she is pregnant.
50 MISSED CALLS: She's outside ur crib! She gona catch U...Don't pick up.
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boy to boy !
00:00:59
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
boy to dad !
00:00:30
boy to girl !
01:23:59
girl to girl !
05:29:59
girl to boy !
miss call
husband to wife!
00:00:03
wife to husband
call waiting
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Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number.
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