Dear girls never date a guy with six pack abs, because no one develops six pack abs just to date only one girl.
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I would have six pack abs if I could loose weight buy running away from feelings.
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Three Steelers fans -- Steve, Bob and Jim -- are working on a septic sewer rebuild when suddenly Steve falls in and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jim realize one of them will have to call Steve's wife.
"I'll do it," says Bob. "I'm good at this sensitive stuff."
Two hours later he returns with a six pack of beer. "Did you tell her," asks Steeler Jim?
"Yep," responds Steeler Bob. Jim replies "...so where did you get the six pack?" Bob responds Steeler Steve's widow gave it to him.
"What! Why would she do that," cries Jim.
"Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door I asked her 'are you Steeler Steve's widow?"
"Widow? No, your mistaken," she answered. "I'm not a widow." So I said "I'll bet you a six pack you ARE!
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She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum....
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call. "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?
Oh my, he sounded so sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage.
I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
everything, I'm ready!!
Now
how does that sound?"
He said,
"That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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