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Typing a long text to your crush with your true feelings but then erasing it and typing… Yeah. Ever Happened?
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- Are you upset?

Typing...

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- No.
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Person is typing......
Person is typing......
Person is typing......
Person is typing.......
Person says:- hi

Who else hate this
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me chatting with girls on fb

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After 10 mins . .

She says: Heyy .

replied bye....

again the same thing happened

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typing jokes

Me :- *typing*
she :- police ko complain kar dungi haramkhor
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Kuch log typing main ese shortcuts use karte hai ki man karta hai puch hi lu ki 'Bhai ye jo zindagi ke 3 second bachaye hain usme Thailand jaoge ya Bangkok?
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There was this joke on typing hbd instead of happy birthday and travels to mars in time saved or something to that effect, please help! Really need that one! Thanks!
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One day, Jesus and the Devil were having a discussion about who was best, so God suggested a typing competition. So God sat them down at two computers, one each, and told them to type up an article written on a piece of paper. The first to complete the typing would win.

Anyway, both Jesus and the Devil were typing away frantically, when there was a power cut and both computers switched off. Their typing work had disappeared from the two screens.

When the power was restored, and the computers re-booted, Jesus's work re-appeared on his screen, but the Devil could get nothing back and had lost all his work. So Jesus was declared the winner. The Devil complained bitterly to God saying that it wasn't fair at all and demanded a rematch, but God said,

"Stop whinging Satan, you know why Jesus got his work back - everyone knows "JESUS SAVES!"
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A rabbit was sitting in the middle of a field, typing on his laptop when a cat came up and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" The rabbit said, "I am typing up my thesis on how rabbits hunt cats." The cat was amused and said, can you show me more?" So the rabbit went off into the grass with the cat following.

A while later, the rabbit came back alone and resumed typing. A fox came up and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" The rabbit said, "I am typing up my thesis on how rabbits hunt foxes." "Really?" said the fox. "Can you show me more details?" So the rabbit hopped into the grass and the fox followed him.

A while later, the rabbit came back alone and resumed typing. A wolf came up and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" The rabbit said, "I am typing up my these on how rabbits hunt wolves." "My!" said the wolf, "can you explain this to me in greater detail?" So the rabbit hopped off and the wolf followed, expecting a good laugh and a quick snack.

The rabbit led him through the field and hopped down into a sand pit. The wolf followed and opened his jaws to seize the rabbit, when out of the shadows came a giant grizzly bear, who grabbed the wolf and killed him. The rabbit smiled and hopped back to his laptop.

The moral of the story: the topic of your thesis doesn't matter. What matters is who is on your committee.
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Several years ago we had an intern who was not very swift. One day he was typing and turned to a secretary. "I'm almost out of typing paper," he said.

"What do I do?" "Just use copy machine paper," she said to him. With that, the intern took his last remaining piece of blank typing paper, put it in the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies!
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NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut on board. After months of training, they placed all three in the shuttle and prepared for launch.

NASA's HQ announced, "This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Do your stuff." The first monkey began frantically typing and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later came the message, "This is Mission Control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff."

The second monkey started typing like mad and the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later, NASA announced, "This is Mission Control to astronaut..."

At this, the astronaut shouted, "I know, I know - feed the monkey and don't touch anything."
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Boy: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)
Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm)
Boy: Hey please answer me
( 11:50pm)

Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm)
Boy: But why do you treat me like that??

Why don't you answer me? (12:00am)
Girl: (last seen at 12:00am)
Boy: Ok good night dear,i just wanted to tell you that 2dy I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for ur shopping....but l thin 

Girl(typing): ohh hi dea...
Actly mum was der dts y I cudn reply...

N wow darling dts a gr8 nwz....
I love you a lot..
N when shall we go ? (12:05am)
Boy: (last seen 12:06am)

Girl: Baby please answer me na...
dear i was off last time, lmme knw na
wen shall we go?(12:08am)
Boy: (last seen 12:09am)

Girl: I think ur lukin vry tired cz off wrkn load..
So nw u go to bed n slp well honey,tk cr, (12:10am)
Boy: (last seen 12:12am)
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Girl: sry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot dat tomorrow mom dad are not at home in d evng, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gnyt..
(12:20am)

Boy(online) - ohh i was preparin for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
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