My wife got worried about lunch and started poking me for my friends untimely arrival as she had only Dal on the stove.
I went to kitchen and gave an idea."When I will ask, what did you cook?
Say, chicken biryani, paneer and daal.
And then go to kitchen and drop a utensil and scream. .
Oh!.. I dropped biryani.
After a while repeat again and say Oh!!! No paneer bhi gir gaya.
And then serve on dal on the meal."
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She agreed to the idea.
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"Pamma what did you cook ?"
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She smiled: "chicken biryani, paneer curry and Dal"
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After a while she said,
"Main khana lagati hun?"
And went to kitchen.
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After few minutes hearing utensil drop I asked...
"Biwi, kya hua"
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"Oh shit.... sari daal gir gayee"
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It was at a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn’t know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then her husband got an idea….
He turned to the crowd of guests and said “Will those who are from the brides side of the family stand up please?” About twenty people stood.Then he asked ” Will those who are from the groom side of the family stand up as well?” about twenty five people stood up. Then He smiled and said
“Will all those who stood please leave, this is a birthday party”.
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