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In a ladies KITTY PARTY MEETING :The host asked a question !
When did u last say
I LOVE YOU to ur husbands ??
One said..today..
other said...2 days back.....
someone said...1 week back...
Host : " Now, all of u send I LOVE YOU ..
message to ur husbands.
Who ever gets AWESOME reply will get a SURPRISE GIFT.!
Everyone sent
I LOVE U
msg to their husbands.
After sometime, HUSBAND'S replies are as below.....
Husband 1 :
SWEETY.... Is ur health condition Ok?
Husband 2 : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?
Husband 3 : Darling,
R u out of balance for the money given for home maintenance?
Husband 4 :
What's the matter??
Husband 5 :
R u dreaming or am I?
Husband 6 : Did u like someone's Jewelry in the function u attended today?
Husband 7 : I am already tensed in Office n now u r sending msgs like this...
do u have brain?
Husband 8 : How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ??
Husband 9 : O ho..did u have an accident again ....With My Car...?
Husband 10 :
Should I pick kids from school today also??
Last - who won SURPRISE GIFT,
And msg is........
Husband 11 :
Who is dis ..sending msg from my wife mobile???
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Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Ghar Ki Bell Bajayi To Ek Bachha BaharAaya, Aadmi Ne Puchha
Aadmi: “Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Bachcha: “Uncle, Papa To Bazar Gaye Hain”
Aadmi: “Chalo Bade Bhai Ko Bula Do”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Cricket Khelne Gaya Hai”
Aadmi: “Beta Mummy To Hongi Ghar Pe?”
Bachcha: “Ji Wo Kitty Party Mein Gayi Hai”
Aadmi Ka Ab Dimag Kharab Ho Chuka Tha Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Aadmi: “To Beta Tum Ghar Pe Kyun Baithe Hue Ho Tum Bhi Kahin Chale Jao”
Bachcha: “Ji Main Bhi To Apne Dost Ke Ghar Aaya Hua Hoon“
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2 dino ke break ke baad waapas aa gaya hai Bhola
Jiski kahi intern nahi lagti usko le leti hai Reliance
BSA,BRCA Gsec sab le baitha Nilgiri led alliance
Poltu season hota hi hai aisa, you never know what's going on inside
Hadd to tab ho gayi, jab Kumaon bhi external mein ho gaya divide
CTM waale draame ke baad Nilgiri par ban rahe the joke
Ab ro rahe hain joke banaane waale, manaa rahe hain shok
Poltu jab kehar dhaati hai, zindagi mein banke Shola
Kartika ko bhul jaata hai ,even a sincere lover like Bhola
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Sumona: Gaadi ki chaabi do na.
Kitty party me jana hai.
Kapil: Gaadi?
Sumona: 10 lakh ki gaadi me jaungi to jyada rob padega.
Kapil: Ye le 10 Rs. 48 lakh ki bus me ja. jyada rob padega.
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"Darling, I am in the bath room.... have applied soap all over... please come and rub liberally properly with your loving hands."
Husband: (reading newspaper.... suddenly jumps with happiness looks himself in the mirror and tells his wife)
"Sweetheart... ruko... mein abhi aaya."
Reaches the bath room... sees his wife fully clothed, gets very disappointed & asks,
"kahan rub karun..?"
.
Wife: "don't assume anything
.... I have
applied soap to the Clothes lying on the floor... now Rub each of the clothes properly and wash them
and hang them for drying...
I have to go for my kitty party."
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Mahila:
Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!
Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!
Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!!
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Not Wanting to Wake her Husband .....
She Undressed & Came NUDE to Bedroom ....
Husband Woke Up Shocked........
SAB KUCHH HAAR GAYI KYA ?(you lost everything?)
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