Most Hilarious Jokes On Kabali-Mind it!

The Rajnikanth award goes to Oscars for Kabali

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If you illegally download Rajinikanth's movie, a virus will come out and slap you and take you to the nearest theater to watch his movie.

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Tried downloading Kabali. µTorrent uninstalled itself. System got formated. Wi-Fi router crashed. Nearby Airtel tower vanished

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I don't look for holidays to release a film, I just release the film and it becomes a holiday.  Rajnikant (2016) Thaliva!

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Salman Khan releases his movie on Eid, because it is a Holiday

Rajinikanth releases his movie and it becomes a Holiday 

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Ticket...Ticket... Ticket...

         40 years back.. one ordinary bus conductor used to ask passengers.Now entire world is asking ticket...ticket..ticket whenever his movie released. :-)

        This is what ....transformation... destiny... creating oppurtinities... big dreams... know your potential... personal branding.... be yourself.....live simple...

         Rajini is not part of the History but made his-story as History...

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Yesterday: Kabali illegal downloads available.
Today: KickassTorrents officially shuts down, founder arrested in Poland.
Rajinikanth rocks.
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Kabali leaked on torrents and kickass torrent owner got arrested..!!# MindIt RIP kickass Torrents :)
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Kickass torrent owner was downloading kabali from his own torrent. And the result is shocking.
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