How can we forget our beloved flipkart & their services :) So enjoy some of the hilarious flipkart jokes,tweets,trolls and much more.
If flipkart starts matrimonial services....they will become the no 1 matrimony site....
Because they have a 30 day return policy
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Interviewer : Why should I hire you ?
Candidate : My uncle bought a smartphone from Flipkart. It was used. He returned it and ordered for another one. It was also used. His money was wasted. Then he ordered the same mobile on Amazon. A brand new smartphone came. After 6 months, battery was draining fast. Informed Amazon. Got a replacement of the whole mobile. If you want to change these bad sides of Flipkart, let me in or your other option is to become inferior to Amazon forever.
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If flipkart starts matrimonial services....they will become the no 1 matrimony site....
Because they have a 30 day return policy
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Flipkart Vs Amazon Jokes
Interview at Flipkart.Interviewer : Why should I hire you ?
Candidate : My uncle bought a smartphone from Flipkart. It was used. He returned it and ordered for another one. It was also used. His money was wasted. Then he ordered the same mobile on Amazon. A brand new smartphone came. After 6 months, battery was draining fast. Informed Amazon. Got a replacement of the whole mobile. If you want to change these bad sides of Flipkart, let me in or your other option is to become inferior to Amazon forever.
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Funny Tweets On Flipkart
Flipkart sale playing more hard to get than that ex girlfrnd who suddnly turned hot right aftr u dumped her #bigbillionday @Flipkart — Kushal Thakkar (@i_kushal) October 6, 2014
Year 2020: People buy everything online. Upset mall owners run a #BigBillionDay campaign. Shoppers killing each other. Blood everywhere.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 6, 2014
Kejriwal:I have empirical evidence that all FlipKart,Amazon,Snapdeal,Myntra requests go 2 the same server.Sab mile hue hain. #BigBillionDay — Sixth Sense (@cuck00call1ng) October 6, 2014
Twinkle twinkle Flipkart Can’t find the products in my cart Fed up seeing OUT OF STOCK Is this all some MOCK? #flipkart #BigBillionDay
— THE BACK BENCHERS (@Dbackbenchers) October 6, 2014
So how many people got caught in their offices shopping on flipkart?. #bigbillionday. — Krishna (@Krizanand) October 6, 2014
Flipkart: EID SPECIAL SALE!! HEAVY DISCOUNTS!! HURRY UP!! Me: Can’t find products with discounts printed in the ads Flipkart: LOL! Goat you!
— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) October 6, 2014
Raghuram Rajan lauds Flipkart for doing its bit to fight inflation #BigBillionDay — The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) October 6, 2014
Xth board: 404 not found JEE results: 404 not found CAT reslts: 404 not found Flipkart sale: 404 not found Life is a quest to find 404
— GabbbarSingh (@GabbbarSingh) October 6, 2014
So, Flipkart is giving 44% off on Half Girlfriend. Which of course makes it just slightly over a Quarter Girlfriend. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) October 6, 2014
‘Sold out’ is to Flipkart what “Please try again later” is to IRCTC. #BigBillionDay
— Gautam (@gautamverma23) October 6, 2014
Wtf. What kind of math is that! :/ #bigbillionday pic.twitter.com/ao7kycJS34 — Dushyant Rao (@DushyantRaoC) October 6, 2014
Flipkart’s #BigBillionDay – A sale where u cannot buy what u want to buy.! @Flipkart
— Anant Sinha (@AnantSinha67) October 6, 2014
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