In this article we collected a lot of Knock-knock jokes.You will die laughing on this knock knock humor😁
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Beats. Beats who? Beats me.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow whMoooooo!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there? The door .
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To hunt somebody down. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting doctor. The interr… You've got cancer.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Mark. Mark who? Oh come on, I'm Mark, your… (Mark breaks up crying over the extent of his dad’s Alzheimer .)
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don’t open the door.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No you idiot, cows go mooo!
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Grandpa. Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? Um, no thanks.
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Knock Knock! Who's there? Interrupting raven. Interrupt...
CAAWW!!!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Pavlov. He’d have rung the bell.
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Knock, knock Who's there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock.
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Aaahh. Aaahh who? A big bad wolf, apparently.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me comin’, dey runnin’.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who?
I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh who? No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Somebody who thinks you should fix your darn doorbell!
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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, it should always be “to whom”.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who? The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
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Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Major. Major who? Major day with this joke, haven’t I?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Mavis. Mavis who? Mavis be a warning to you, watch out of silly jokes!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Freeze. Freeze who? Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow…
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Knock knock! Who's there? I got up. I got up who? Best go to the toilet then.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? You see me, do you need glasses or something?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the scientists, it is healthy to offer your friends money.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ira. Ira who? Ira gret I don’t know better jokes.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ira. Ira who? Ira gret I don’t know better jokes.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Surgeon. Surgeon who? Surgeon thou shalt find.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Let’s Barbie Q!
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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Moustache! Moustache who?
I thought I moustache you a question, but I can shave it for tomorrow.
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Pistachio. Pistachio who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pistachio. Pistachio who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? AND ORANGE YOU HAPPY I DIDN’T SAY PISTACHIO!
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Knock, knock. Who's there? The judge's hammer . You are hereby sentenced to five years of forced labour .
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin the neighbourhood, mind if I come in for a chat?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Co… You should say “Control freak who” now.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Value. Value who? Value be mine to cherish and to hold?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena bit closer and I will show you.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita little love and understanding.
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Knock knock. Who’s there?
Maia. Maia who? Maiabilities are too great for such stupid jokes.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Any. Any who? Anybody there?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish.
Irish who? Irish you a nice day.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow.
Snow who? Snow point pretending you don’t know me.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to eat tonight? My treat!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Dozen.
Dozen who? Dozen all this knocking bother you already?
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Knock knock. Who’s there? 9/11. 9/11 who? OMG. You said you will never forget.
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who?
Ben hoping I can come in.