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Eminem- I am Rap God
Chotu at dhaba- DaalmakhaniDaalFryAaloParvalAaloLaukiAaloBainganAaloMatarpaneerShahiPaneerHandiLolRapGodBitchPlz
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"When life gives you Singh , make it Arijit Singh not Honey Singh"
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People with blue eyes now want to donate their eyes

THANK YOU HONEY SING
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Love Dose Rap:-
Honey Singh on phone: Uncle, Hai ghar, hai
paisa hai gadi... 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki
hui humari..

Uncle: hai gun hai talwaar hai aari, dubaara
phone kiya to ma ch*@ denge tumhari..
Honey singh: ok bye
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Funny Rapping Jokes 


Honey singh LOVE DOSE rap new version..
Yo yo

Yeh gandd sa roshan chehra..
jhaato ka rang sunehra..
kaise dekhu tera bhosd@..
bh0sde pe jhaato ka pehra...
Iss jhaato ko hata do..
Bhosde ko dikha do..
Bh0sde ke nashile jaam..
L@ude ko pila do..😋

Lagta hai pehle yaha bahut lund ghuse ya nahi mujhe nahi mallum..
Idhar udhar kya deti..
Girl I am fuck!ng 2 you..
Ab bh0sde se hataya jhaate..
L@vde ko ghussao ji..

Duniya wale Jo bhi soche..
Humse Hi chudva0 ji..
Ab L#nd ko uthao ji..
Aur g@nd mei ghusao ji..
Unko bhi future mei chodne wale L@vde se milao ji..
Hello uncle..

Na masti,chalo kaam ki baat pe aate hai..
Ab aap ye puchoge ki Aap kitna time lagate hai..⌚
Bas jitna aapki ki beti ek mahine mei chudv@ti hai..
Ek hafte mei mera l@uda..
Utne shot lagata hai..😎

Hai L#nd..
Hai condom..
Hai jh#ate..
Tum nangi apni ladki bhejo ladki ko hum lagate
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Eminem God of Rap
2pac king of Rap
Lil Wayne prince of Rap
Honey Singh dog of rap oh sorry Crap
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.
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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleatch
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? 


Dr Dre!
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Tupac wrote the book of rap, Eminem finished it, and Lil' Wayne still can't read it.
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