Funny Beer Jokes - Hilarious Puns On Beer

 Funniest jokes on beer

  1. Why did the beer bottle cross the road? To get to the other pub!
  2. What do you call a sad beer? Brew-hoo-hoo!
  3. I'm on a beer diet... I've lost a week!
  4. What's a beer's favorite subject in school? Alge-brew!
  5. Why did the man name his daughter "Ale"? Because he loved her from his head to his stouts!
  6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer for me, and one for the road."
  7. I tried making beer at home. I failed.
  8. Now I have a cellar full of yeast I need to get rid of.
  9. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
  10. Because he drank his beer before it was cool.
  11. Doctor: "I'm sorry, I have bad news. You're allergic to beer."
  12. Patient: "Is there anything you can prescribe?"
  13. Doctor: "Yeah, a designated driver."
  14. What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
  15. You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna. You can tuna a guitar, but you can't guitar a tuna. As for the glue, I knew you'd get stuck there! Now let's go have a beer.