Funny puns about dentist with one liners, tooth jokes & many more
Why did the dentist make a great musician? Because he knew how to handle the drill beats!
What did the dentist say to the patient who wouldn’t stop talking? "Please, I need some cavity of silence!"
Why don’t dentists ever go out of business? Because they have a lot of pull with their patients!
What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty (2:30)!
Why did the tooth go to therapy? It had too many filling emotions!Why did the dentist bring a ladder to work? To take his practice to the next level!What do you call a dentist who writes music? A plaque composer!Why was the dentist so calm? Because he knew how to extract himself from any situation!What did the molar say to the incisor? "Stop biting my style!"Why don’t dentists play chess? They’re afraid of any situation where a crown might fall!Why did the dentist break up with his girlfriend? She was too abrasive for his taste!What’s a dentist’s least favorite dance? The floss—they see enough of it at work!Why did the dentist refuse to retire? He couldn’t let go of his rooted career!What did the patient say after the dentist fixed his teeth? "I’m enamored with the results!"Why was the dentist a terrible liar? Because you could see right through his fillings!What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A tooth-puller.Why did the dentist go to the investor's house? To loan them some oral care.What did the dentist say to the computer? This won't hurt a byte.Why did the dentist cross the road? To get to the other side of the patient's mouth.What do you call a dentist who takes up skydiving? A Tooth Fairy.Why did the dentist go to the art museum? To get a tooth painting.---------------------------------------------
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”
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As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh.” The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. “Do you have a dentist appointment, too?”
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