Funny jokes about PC & Console gamers & games puns
Here are a few lighthearted jokes about gamers:
- Why did the gamer cross the road? To render the other side.
- Why do gamers always wear headsets? To avoid conversation with the outside world.
- What do you call a gamer who just got a victory royale? A legend.
- Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the video game store? Because they needed to reach the top shelf.
- How do gamers stay hydrated? They drink Mountain Dew.
- Why was the gamer upset when their online game glitched? It really bugged them.
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Hilarious one liners about gamers
- Why did the gamer break up with the controller? Because they weren't on the same level.
- What's a gamer's favorite kind of exercise? Ctrl+Alt+De-LEET!
- I tried to explain to my grandma what gaming is. She said, "Oh, like bingo with extra steps?
- "Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the online match? He heard the ranks were pretty high.
- What do you call a gamer who's always late? Laggy.
- I just got a new gaming chair. It's got lumbar support, adjustable armrests, and a built-in excuse for never leaving the house.
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Console gaming Jokes:
- Why did the Xbox go to therapy? It had too many controller issues.
- What's a PlayStation's favorite drink? DualShockolate Milk!
- A Nintendo Switch walked into a bar... The bartender said, "Hey, are you here to Switch things up?"
- Why did the PlayStation get in trouble at school? It kept skipping class to level up.
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- My doctor told me I need to cut down on gaming. I told him, "But Doc, my k/d ratio is finally positive!"
- I haven't seen the sun in days. Pretty sure it's a bug in the game.
- My social life is like my computer's RAM: non-existent.
- Sleep is just a badly programmed system process.
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