Funny Jokes On Watches & Watch Collectors

Funny jokes on watches & watch collectors

• I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
• I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands…. More like… I made five watch faces the other day, I have a lot of time on my hands.
• What do you call a story that one watch tells to another? Second hand information!
• I threw my watch out the window to see if time flies. A guy caught it and threw it back hitting me in the forehead. Shocked of course because the watch broke, and now its frozen in time. Good news though, its still right twice a day
• I can’t believe it - they fired me after all the extra hours I put in!
• What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
• Only very few people remove the seconds hand of their watch and sell it on the used market. The second-hand second hand market is minute.
• The money they spend “monthly” on their fingernails Size, shape, coloring ...Manicures
• Why did the narcissist keep throwing his Tissot watch away? Because every time he looked in the mirror it told him to.

Hilarious puns on watch collectors

• Why did the watch collector break up with the clockmaker? Because he felt like she was taking him for granted. He said, "Our relationship is ticking me off!"
• A watch collector walks into a bar, wearing seven watches. The bartender says, "Wow, you must really like watches!" The collector replies, "Actually, I just lost my betting pool about what time it is. Now I have to wear all the evidence."
• What's a watch collector's favorite type of music? Tick-tock.
• A watch collector is stranded on a desert island. He has no food, no water, but he has his entire collection of rare vintage watches. When rescuers finally arrive, they find him surrounded by his watches, meticulously polishing them. They ask, "Why are you so concerned about your watches when you're starving?" He replies, "Well, at least I know I'm dying in style... and that I'm dying with a perfect patina!"
• Two watch collectors meet. One says, "I just bought a rare Patek Philippe. It's worth more than my house!" The other replies, "That's nothing! I bought a limited-edition Rolex, and it's so valuable, I had to take out a second mortgage... on Patek Philippe's factory!"
• Why did the watch collector start a garden? He wanted to grow thyme.
• What do you call a watch collector who's also a thief? A second-hand man.
• A watch collector is showing off his prized possession: a solid gold watch with diamond-encrusted hands. His friend asks, "Does it tell the time?" The collector replies, "I have no idea. I've never actually worn it outside of my watch winding room."
• A watch collector goes to a therapist. The therapist asks, "So, what brings you in today?" The collector sighs and says, "I just... I have this overwhelming urge to buy another vintage Speedmaster. Even though I already have three. Is that normal?" The therapist replies, "Well, it's certainly not chronograph addiction!"