Funny Perfume Jokes & Fragrance Collector Puns

Funny jokes on perfumes & perfume collectors

  • I have a perfume joke, but it doesn't last long.
    • May be I should leave it for maceration.
  • I have a perfume joke, but it stinks.
  • I have a fragrance joke but I don't want to project on others.
  • Can anyone do an original perfume joke? Decant.
  • I have a perfume joke....but it's complex.
  • I have a fragrance joke but it won't spread much.
  • I have a perfume joke but don’t know if it’s authentic.
  • There’s a new perfume for introverts “Leave Me the Fuh” cologne.
  • Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. The great fragrance YouTuber Jeremy Fragrance is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says: “But doctor… I am Jeremy Fragrance."
  • Did you hear about the explosion at the perfume factory? ... ... It really blew up the olfactory.
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  • Why did the perfume bottle break up with the cologne?
    • Because he just didn't make scents anymore!
  • What do you call a cheap perfume?
    • Common scents.
  • I bought a new perfume called "Regret."
    • It smells exactly like spending too much money.
  • Why don't skeletons wear perfume?
    • They have no body to spray it on!
  • My friend wears so much perfume...
    • When a mosquito bites her, it flies away humming the Chanel No. 5 jingle.
  • What's a ghost's favorite type of perfume?
    • Eau de Boo!
  • I tried to create my own perfume.
    • It was a complete fiasco... or maybe Eau de Fiasco?
  • Why was the perfume tester always calm?
    • He had a lot of inner pongs. (Okay, that one's a stretch!)
  • Did you hear about the perfume that started an argument?
    • It lacked common scents.
  • What did the detective say about the suspicious perfume?
    • "Something here doesn't smell right!"

Funny jokes on perfume, fragrance & scent collectors

How do you know someone is a serious perfume collector?
Their "fragrance wardrobe" is bigger than their actual wardrobe.
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Why did the perfume collector get kicked out of the library?
They kept trying to check out the "rare first editions" in the fragrance section. (Okay, libraries don't usually have those, but it's funnier this way!)
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What's a perfume collector's biggest fear?
Running out of shelf space... or worse, olfactory fatigue!
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My friend, the perfume collector, described their ideal date:
Someone who appreciates complex base notes and doesn't mind if they smell slightly different every five minutes from all the testing strips in their pockets.
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You know you're talking to a perfume collector when...
You mention you like vanilla, and they ask, "Oh, which one? Tahitian, Bourbon, Madagascar? Gourmand, smoky, or woody vanilla? What's the sillage like?"
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Why don't perfume collectors make good poker players?
They can't help but reveal their notes.
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What did the perfume collector say when they found a discontinued favorite online?
"It cost an arm and a leg, but smelling this good is priceless... almost."
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How does a perfume collector organize their finances?
Rent, Food, Bills, and "Essential Olfactory Acquisitions."
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Never ask two perfume collectors which flanker is the best...
Unless you have several hours free and enjoy witnessing a scent-sational debate.
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What's a perfume collector's motto?
"So many scents, so little skin space!"
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