Funny Jokes On Nirmala Sitharaman
FM Nirmala Sitharaman walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As she approaches the cashier she says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"Cashier:"It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
FM :"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Nirmala Sitharaman , Finance Minister.
Cashier:"Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of frauds, impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
FM : Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, FM ma’am , but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
FM ,"Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look ma’am , here is an example of what we can do. One day, Viraat Kohli came into the bank without ID. To prove he was VK he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful stroke across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be VK and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, PV Sindhu came in without ID. She pulled out her badminton racket and made a fabulous shot where the shuttle landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed her cheque. So, maam , what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Nirmala Sitharaman stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
Cashier: That will do, will that be large or small notes , Ms Nirmala Sitharaman ?
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A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing Rs.10,000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day a woman came in and said "I'd like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said okay, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the lady.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the woman clenched her fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the Rs10,000, and asked the lady, "Who are you? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?"
Lady replied,
"The name is Seetharaman,
Nirmala Seetharaman
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